Barbecue Blog

Episode 906: SHELLY, COME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT. You have completely messed up the roster. See, there’s three of them now, so there need to be three of us. One of us (probably Aldi, the Dirty Deniz Lover) needs to cuddle scared-looking Deniz and cheer him on when he tells Marc to take the fish (er, Lars) and go. One of us (probably Lil, Roman-Defender Extraordinaire) will need to cuddle torn and vulnerable Roman before storming over to the barbecue grill and torching the Evil Box of Woe. And the third of us (obviously you, since you’re already a raging Marc Fangirl and he reminds you of Etienne) must be there to cuddle intrigued-looking, trouble-stirring-up, super-sexy-smirking Marc. And then we all take turns. And then we never stop. SO SOZ, BUT YOUR CUNNING RETIREMENT PLAN WON’T WORK. (Just look at Roman. He’s on the ice as much as ever!) On the other hand, you can probably cuddle Marc just as well from retirement, so, yeah, uhm, just make sure you do that. (Hi peeps! We are not crazy, promise. Well, not crazier than usual. Just a wee bit excited about how FUCKING AWESOME these three already are on screen together. HAI! Oh, and if you’re wondering who you lot are, that would be Constanze, leaning over the bar so as not to miss a single word. Later you’ll be checking Nina’s secret cameras hidden in the houseplants for the footage of semi-threatening territorial hot oozy YOU ARE MINE sex that night. Make a copy for us, ‘kay?) PS: Dear André Dietz, Aldi says STOP MAKING …

Episodes 813 and 814: Grief Management 101, Ingo… don’t scream at your wife when for a change she’s not being meddlesome at all. At least there are pretty men handy to comfort her. *cuddles for Roman and Ben* Later on, we have awkward funeral planning a la Zadek: “Let’s have a barbecue!” Okay, now… we know this puts us firmly in the tacky corner of the couch with Deniz-he-of-the-inappropriate-questions, but… splodey!Mike? Barbecue? Is anyone else getting a bad bad visual from that? We have a new director taking over the block from 814: Klaus Knoesel. Welcome, Klaus! (Nospoilers in the comments, pls. Any comments containing spoilers will be deleted without warning.) These Days & DeRo 2.0 playlist: www.youtube.com All Playlists: www.youtube.com * Give your support to the pairing and the show! See all available episodes here: rtl-now.rtl.de (Hint: Anything listed as “kostenlos” is free) New episodes are added to RTL NOW at the same time they air, Mon-FRI 7:05pm CET * Disclaimer: Alles was zählt copyright belongs to Grundy UFA, RTL. We own absolutely nothing.